Wednesday, November 30, 2016

The Dragon Dentists

By Tom McGrath.  His work can be found here among other places.

Monday, November 21, 2016

The Will Ferrell You Never Knew

HOLLYWOOD - In the payoff of what must be the most elaborate practical joke in history, gridiron heart-throb Ben Roethlisberger has been revealed to be a made-up character played by none other than comedian Will Ferrell.

 The literal giant of comedy came about his least-famous but arguably most important role quite by accident.

He enrolled at Miami of Ohio University to prepare for his role in Old School, made the team, and just went from there.

"Roethlisberger? I was sure someone would figure out the joke just from the name," the larger-than-life funnyman revealed in our exclusive interview. "I mean, come on! Have you seen how comedically I throw the ball?"

When we asked him about his famous motorcycle accident, he said, "The funny thing about that is that we had three cameras rolling on it, and none of them got the shot. Jimmy Fallon was driving and he ruined the take because he couldn't stop laughing, just like every SNL sketch he’s ever been in."

"And really," chided Ferrell, "haven't you ever noticed I never do Late Night with Jimmy Fallon at the same time as a Steelers football thingy? What do you call that? The football meet? The contest? A football rally?"

His interest in football all started when he wrote the cheerleading sketch with former Miss Okinawa, Cheri Oterri. "We would go to high school games to watch the cheerleaders. Fine looking young ladies. Mouth-watering. Most of them wore panties, and I'm all for that in principle. Where were we? Oh, football. My interest in football definitely started with those high school cheerleaders."

Now as the owner of two Super Bowl rings, Ferrell has set his sights on the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

“Who do I have to force into a bathroom against her will while two state policemen guard the door to get voted into that one? Amiright guys?”

Friday, October 21, 2016

The Fish from "Earth Departure"

I don't know what "Earth Departure" is, but credit where credit is due.

Saturday, October 15, 2016

Ching Shih, the pirate queen of China

To be honest, I have nothing to add to the original article.  I just think it's pretty cool.

Ching Shih, the pirate queen of China

Thursday, October 13, 2016

Julie Has Two Mice

These are not they, but maybe they are in her dreams.

Monday, October 10, 2016

I'm Done

My recent hard drive loss has just taken the wind out of me.  Maybe I'll come back at some point.

Thanks for reading!

Sunday, October 9, 2016

Post Name: It was late and I was tired

This one's called "inktober 7" and it's by allocen.